So...I'm sitting here the other night watching the Olympics when I was taken back by a commercial advertising women's Ha*nes undies. It was actually pretty decent. The models weren't ultra thin gals walking around in their provocative bikini panties and cleavage-bearing brassieres. It showed fully-clad women with their hands full...experiencing a...wedgie...that's right...a WEDGIE...as they look furtively around and are squirming to unsuccessfully remove, without their hands, an uncomfortable piece of cloth that is having relocation issues. (Correct me if I'm wrong here...but isn't a thong an uncomfortable piece of cloth located...umm...Ok...we won't go there.)
I know I have a weird sense of humor, but this just struck me as funny--and I had to rewind this to make sure I saw this right--on the package of underwear it states in bold letters: Wedgie-free! along with the above money-back guarantee.
It's All WEDGIE-FREE Good!