Thursday Thirteen #5 - Chocolate!

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CHOCOLATE!

1. I could give up chocolate but I'm no quitter.

2. In the beginning was the word, and the word was chocolate, and it was good.

3. I'm a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.

4. The 12-steps Chocoholics Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.

5. Chocolate: Here today...gone today.

6. Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

7. I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

8. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

10. Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

11. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

12. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

And my all-time favorite...

13. Can't eat beef--mad cow disease
Can't have dairy--rBST
Can't eat chicken--growth hormones/antibiotics
Can't eat eggs--salmonella
Can't eat fish--mercury poisoning
Can't eat your fruits and veggies--herbicides/pesticides

I guess the only thing left to eat is CHOCOLATE!

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It's All Good!

(Disclaimer! A couple of these are an obvious play or twist on scripture. I am in no way meaning to be disrespectful towards God's Word.)