Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #5 - Chocolate!



1. I could give up chocolate but I'm no quitter.

2. In the beginning was the word, and the word was chocolate, and it was good.

3. I'm a woman of many moods, and they all require chocolate.

4. The 12-steps Chocoholics Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.

5. Chocolate: Here today...gone today.

6. Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

7. I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

8. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

10. Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

11. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

12. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

And my all-time favorite...

13. Can't eat beef--mad cow disease
Can't have dairy--rBST
Can't eat chicken--growth hormones/antibiotics
Can't eat eggs--salmonella
Can't eat fish--mercury poisoning
Can't eat your fruits and veggies--herbicides/pesticides

I guess the only thing left to eat is CHOCOLATE!
Head on over to Thursday Thirteen to join in on the fun!

It's All Good!

(Disclaimer! A couple of these are an obvious play or twist on scripture. I am in no way meaning to be disrespectful towards God's Word.)


  1. What is it with women and chocolate? Not more than 5 minutes ago I just finished eating a huge spoonful of chocolate fudge ice cream topping straight from the jar.

  2. AMEN!! 3 cheers for Chocolate! hips hips hooray!

    Great T13...come on over to my place for 13 of my favorite things!

  3. *Ducking for cover here...*

    I'm not wild about chocolate, and I REALLY dislike dark chocolate. However....I LOVE white chocolate!

    Have a great Thursday, Brenda.

    Love and hugs,

    Diane :o)

  4. What a way to start my day. I feel really good about today. Yummers. I am right there with you. Therapy is so over rated when there is chocolate.

  5. Speaking of chocolate, have you tried the candy coated Hershey chocolate eggs. They are like giant M&Ms only better. I mean cmon we can have a handful can't we???

    LeAnn :)

  6. WONDERFUL!!! I love chocolate too! Great 13 and I appreciate your visit today.


  7. Howdy!
    Love that chocolate thing. It's great. If my chocolate bunny disappears I'll know where to look for it. I would loan it to you if you would promise not to bite its ears off.
    I think I'm going to buy a real chocolate bunny now.

  8. Ha ha-about ten minutes ago I just downed a handful of chocolate chips. Great 13! Thanks for stopping by.

  9. Fantastic TT. I am also a chocolate lover but have only recently been reunited with it after a long hiatis. Great blo to, wil be checking in often.:)

  10. Yes, chocolate is ok I suppose, once in a while.

  11. Too cute! I am a huge chocolate fan too! Great T13 and thanks for the comment!!

  12. Loved the list. Especially # 9. It was a delicious list but now I have to go into the kitchen and find some chocolate.

  13. I couldn't have said it better myself, lol. I just got through eating some chocolate as a matter of fact.

  14. I love chocolate! #13 is a fabulous!

  15. A container of Yoplait Boston Creme Pie yogurt sits beside me as a I write this. Yep, I love chocolate! I like #9 -- it makes me feel good about myself!

  16. Hello there, I found my way here from Kelli's blog!

    I love your blog and I laughed out loud at this posting! So funny!

    Love, Tina :)

  17. ooooh yes...lots o' chocolate! Love those sayings.

  18. Great TT. I love how you re-created the scriptures sort of speak. LOL

    Thanks for visiting.


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